Pictured: Mae Muller the UK's 2023 Eurovison hopeful
The Eurovision Song Contest is one of the few remaining examples of event TV 鈥 and UK audiences lap it up. With 8.9 million viewers in 2022, Britain formed the largest audience of all Eurovision markets. And this time around, there鈥檚 even a bit of hope for those cheering on the home talent, writes Glenn Fosbraey, the 黑料社's Head of English and Creative Writing.
Although it鈥檚 been 26 years since the UK鈥檚 last victory, courtesy of Katrina and The Waves in 1997, Sam Ryder鈥檚 Space Man marked a return to the runners-up podium last year. The UK has now chalked up a record 16 second place finishes. But what would it take to go one better and win the whole thing?
In the late 1940s, philosopher Theodor Adorno suggested that popular music was formulaic. Each song, he argued, was the same length, had the same structure and expressed the same lyrical sentiments.
As curmudgeonly as this might sound (and keeping in mind that he died in 1969, before the likes of Captain Beefheart and Frank Zappa really tore up the pop rule book), his point still rings true. And it鈥檚 certainly applicable when it comes to successful Eurovision entries.
For a start, Eurovision songs really are the same length, given the rule that makes the maximum duration three minutes. But there are also notable thematic and structural similarities between songs that fare well in the contest.
Of the last 20 winning songs, 17 have been sung in English, 17 are about relationships, 13 have used the word 鈥渓ove鈥, 18 have at least one direct address (鈥淚鈥 to 鈥測ou鈥) and all 20 have repeated choruses. And it鈥檚 this last element that鈥檚 the non-negotiable.
If, as sociologist Brian Longhurst says, 鈥渢he most successful, best music is identified with the most often repeated鈥, this counts double when it comes to Eurovision. Viewers of the live final only get the one listen and therefore need to bond with a song immediately if they鈥檙e to remember it when it comes to the voting.
Psychologist Daniel Levitin says that two of the main elements to making a song memorable are rhyme and clich茅s. Although the definition of clich茅 is ultimately subjective (a clich茅 to me, for example, may be new and exciting to my 12 year old), research from 2012 and 2009 has done a decent job in outlining the most-used words and phrases in lyrics.
To win Eurovision, then: sing in first-person, direct English about a relationship, using loads of rhymes and cliches and make sure you repeat the chorus.
What chance, then, of Mae Muller鈥檚 winning in Liverpool this year?
With the song currently on 3.6 stars based on 12,000 ratings on the and a somewhat sniffy three-star review in The Guardian, early indicators aren鈥檛 great. But when compared with previous champs, things become a little rosier.
I Wrote a Song is an 鈥淚鈥 to 鈥測ou鈥 song. It鈥檚 about a relationship. It鈥檚 got a catchy chorus. It鈥檚 extremely repetitive both lyrically 鈥 with only 29% unique words out of its 308 total (the average from the last 20 winners is 36%) 鈥 and musically, with a looped, four-chord structure throughout.
I Wrote a Song sits at about an eight or a nine on the clich茅-ometer, relying as it does on common phrases like 鈥測ou did me wrong鈥, 鈥渃ried at home鈥 and 鈥渟pent the night alone鈥. And it uses a succession of basic, 鈥減erfect鈥 rhymes, such as Benz/friends, song/wrong, home/alone.
It鈥檚 also accessible to a mass audience, with its subjects ending a relationship, feeling down about it and eventually finding the courage to move on, among the most common shared human experiences. Muller has said: 鈥淚 wrote the song 鈥 when I was going through a hard time and wanted to feel empowered about relationships.鈥
Ultimately, Muller鈥檚 performance on the night will have a big role in determining how the UK fares.
If a singer is suitably captivating and the song is easy enough to learn, there is an opportunity to get the audience singing along on the night. This interaction leads to more of a connection, making the song more memorable, which may eventually translate into points.
Muller succeeded in getting the crowd singing along to the chorus at on April 15 (albeit with some coaxing). If she manages to do that in Liverpool, there may yet be a UK winner in the 21st century.
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